Love Poem

I'm not fond of poetry, but this song by The Bloodhound Gang touched something. I enjoyed it so much that I thought I'd share:

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
by The Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazillian wax poetic
So hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dew piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle (* this is my favorite part!)

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazillian wax poetic
So hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Pronto

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(* me wiping away a tear *) What a lyrical masterpiece. It's so deep, though, that it's kind of hard to understand what they're talking about. Get this from Amazon.com or buy it at The Bloodhound Gang's website.