You want to impress and not be boring? Try this: Get that special someone a box of chocolates, but open the box. Take out every other candy and, in its place, insert a prophylactic. That's right, stick a rubber right in there. I guarantee you won't get a blasé "thank you" out of this one! Plus, you get to eat half the candy so everyone wins!
And if you really want to get extra fancy, insert a chocolate flavored rubber like these:
As for the flowers, just give them along with the chocolate. Don't spend a lot of money on these, though, as the box of love will be the main attraction.
More gift giving advice to come!
1 comment:
It may be hilarious, but it's also effective! Be honest, you'd love it if you're man gave you a box like that, wouldn't you?
BTW, is that really a picture of you? Damn, girl! You're hot! I'd give you a stack of my love cards if I saw you! I'd even throw one of my special ones that shows ALL of me.
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