Music With A Message

Chicks like soft music. But chicks also pay more attention to lyrics than guys do, I think. So this is what I recommend: Give her a mixed CD with songs that have a special meaning. Here are a few of my favorites:

1. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang: "Me and you baby are nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do in the Discovery Channel." Like I said before, these guys are Master Poets in my book.
2. Closer - NIN: "I want to feel you from the inside." - Nice visual.
3. Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer (I know, but he actually communicates a good message in this one): "You're body's my Disneyland" - My alternative lyrics to this song.
4. Me So Honny - 2 Live Crew: "Me Love You Long Time" - Basically any song by these dudes.
5. Finish What 'Ya Started - Van Halen: "Come on and... FINISH ME!" - Romantics, these guys.
6. Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden: "I know what to do. I'm gonna ...., ...., .... you, .... you!" - Use your imagination for the dots. Here's a hint: F@*K
7. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye: See below.
8. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye: Uhm, the titles are enough for these 2. This guy was smooth! Damn I wish he was still around.
9. Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith: I can add escalator to this one!
10. I Touch Myself - Divinyls: Whoops... Wrong list!!!

You get the point. Putting together such a CD will show that you gave it some thought and are a man of action. Show her your intentions and she'll love you for it. Skip the romantic mumbo jumbo and go for the stuff with a crystal clear message.