Friday, March 24, 2006

Grooming

OK, so guys are big into grooming now a days. They 'style,' not cut, their hair. They remove all body hair with lasers, wax, razors, and who know what else. They take a damn bath in cologne and wear clothes from Express for Men. What a joke!

Guys, do you really want to know how to score? Here's what you do: STOP IT WITH ALL THE EXTRA GROOMING! Come on, people! Have we forgotten that we are biological beings? We are made to attract chicks. They dig our scent! Go check your high school biology books if you don't believe me.

Men emit pheromones that attract women. Why would you spray on some scent that a geek devised in some lab and that is made out of whale barf? Try this: Don't shower for a week and let some chick dig your scent. She'll love it an an animalistic way and trust me, that's a good thing!

As for all that other grooming, it's OK to trim a little down there (by down there I mean your pubes), but don't go crazy shaving everything off. Get a proper hair cut, not some style out of some women's magazine. Wear clothes FOR MEN. You'll thank me on this when you see how much your scorability will rise.

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