Monday, March 06, 2006

Can I Have Your...

Asking for phone numbers is so lame! When was the phone invented? That's right, a long ass time ago. Show the ladies that you are not a looser and that you have joined the digital age; ask for their e-mail address. That's right, e-mail.

How many people answer their phone while at work? Not many. But I bet that you can find every single person checking their e-mail all day! E-mail is addicting, so take advantage of this. Pushers don't make money selling aspirin, an old drug. They make money selling the addictive stuff. Ask for e-mail addresses and give yours out freely.

And, if for some reason someone doesn't return your messages, spam them. You can make a few bucks doing this so this is a no loose proposition.

Phone number: OUT/NO. E-mail: IN/YES.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate to admit it, but you're right on with this one. Chicks dig the email.

Love Expert said...

Yes, chicks dig e-mail. Try to get their Instant Message, also. You can then burrow your way into their mind and increase your chances of getting happy.

Anonymous said...

i don't know if i agree... i still like the excitement of getting a phone call.. i mean for all i know they could have someone lame writing the emails for them; atleast on the phone its me and the guy.. and i get to know him faster.. maybe i'm just an old fashoned kind of girl

Love Expert said...

Maybe you're just a looser, too. Phone? What are you, 90 years old? I bet you also miss the telegram.

'maybe i'm just an old fashioned kind of girl' = I'm an old hag.

Get into the 21st century, grandma!