Honesty is a brrrrriatch! We've all been here: "Honey, does this (dress, jeans, shirt, skirt, blouse, WHATEVER) make me look fat?"
The male brain freaks at any variation of these words. How to answer? How to answer? Well, I am here to make this easy with my 2 step plan. You will never fear this question again.
The answer varies, depending on the stage of your relationship.
PLAN 1: If you've done the deed, tell her yes, she looks fat. Or try this: "No, those jeans don't make you look fat, but your ass does."
This will lead to either her dieting or to a breakup. Either way, you're good because if she diets, she looks good and if she dumps you, then you get to go after a hotter skinnier chicky monga.
PLAN 2: If you haven't closed the deal, you may stick to the married guy response, "No, baby. You look awesome!"
Once you deep the wick, revert to plan 1. Easy, huh?
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