Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Lady Love Speaks

GENTLEMEN! We are honored to have a post sent in by the brilliant Lady Love. As mentioned in my second post, she's a talented home wrecker who knows how to get the goods. She's writing from a female perspective and her advice is aimed at the ladies, but pay attention! There's gold to be gleamed from here. And now, on to her advice:

"Ladies! How do you know that he is the right man for you? Check for a ring! There's nothing like a wedding band or engagement ring to say hes mr right because you already know that he has passed another woman's stringent tests. Why do all the investigating and hoop jumping, when you can cut right to the front of the line.

Also, all of the annoying habits that his wife has already broken is even more of a reason to be interested. Why go buy something brand new, when you have one that's broken in and comfy.

Why do you think married men are interested in single females? The green grass complex!"

(hands clapping) BRAVO! BRAVO! Well done, Lady Love.

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