Monday, February 27, 2006

Dare 2 Care

Communication is the key, people! How can someone know that you wanna hook up if they don't even know what your intentions are, or for that matter, even know you? I know some people are against this, but you must make yourself known. Here's how: STARE!

I know some people say that this is rude, but it really isn't. Women are attention whores. They love it when men (or other dykes) stare at their bulging bulges. Why else would they push them up, wear see-through clothes, and squeeze into ridiculously tight clothing? Why? I'll tell you why: they love it!

So show them that you care and stare. That's right, make it known that you've got a bone... and would like to share. Some may give you a dirty look, but trust me: they don't mean it! And when you stare, be polite and make it obvious. Look them up, down and around.

So follow my one of many mottos: Dare to care and stare!

Monday, February 20, 2006

Who Are The Experts?

We are! I am well trained and experienced in the field of amorous encounters and mating drive-byes. I am a 44 year old former columnist for the Ryegate Post in Montana and a romance novelists whose equipment still works fine. I finally got tired of the militia trying to recruit me and having nothing but sheep to look at, so I am now living away form shotgun-ville and in a friendly part of Los Angeles (not the gay part, even though I'm not homophobic).

I have a PhD in Psychology from Del Ho College and a Bachelors in Communication from ITT Tech. I'm working towards a Masters in Business from an Internet college (by the way, a great place to meet potential friends with benefits!).

My writing career is taking off so I thought I'd share some of the golden advice that I've learned from hitting the field as I did research for my books. These nuggets of wisdom will get you what you want guaranteed!

I mainly write for heterosexual men, but homos can also learn from what I pen. Most homos I've met are like chicks anyway, so feel free to try the lines and advice that I put down here. By the way, don't let my honest language fool you; I am not homophobic by any means. I'll go as far as to admit that I really like lesbos (I may even love them).

I say that we are the experts because once in a while, I will post an entry from a good friend of mine. She's also a master when it comes to getting in and out of relationships, even being as experienced as to have broken up a few marriages. We don't necessarily condone it, but who can stop the heart when it has its cross hairs on another's goodies? She has a PhD in Child Psychology and is therefore more than qualified to give her insights into the minds of men. Her female perspective will surely inform and lead both men and women towards the doors of romance... keys included!

So stay tuned and learn how to hook up with ease! And please, if you use our advice and have success (and surely you will), drop us a note and fill us in on your experiences. Don't be shy and give us the juicy details! I'll post the good ones.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Love Author

Welcome to a new year and to The Love Author here on Blogger! I will post most Mondays, but in honor of Valentine's, I'm posting on Feb. 14. You won't find any politically correct crap here, just good advice that will get you what you're yearning for...some action and passion!

Looking for advice on how to join the love fest and get yourself into a relationship? You've come to the right place. Looking for advice on an existing relationship? Again, you've come to the right place. Looking for advice on how to get a one time grind session? Well, we don't encourage promiscuity, but we're still the destination of choice. Looking for advice on how to end a joyous and wonderful relationship? Well....even then, you're still in the right place.

Like a cheap hooker's scent on you after a paid session, we're all over it!

As our name implies, we are experts in the field of mating. It is our hope that the advice that will fill this little corner of the Internet will spark a bomb under your love life (or lives, if you're bi and want to get with everything on 2 legs – look elsewhere for 4 legged encounters, you creeps! *doggie style excluded).

This will be a weekly blog because I am really busy with my writing career (and hooking up!). I may write more than once a week, but stay tuned and leave your comments. I'll even post the good stuff.

More on our credentials next week!